These are just a collection of poems I wrote.

Obligatory disclaimer : This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

Dream girl

A girl from north
Programs in Forth
Filled with trust
Rewrites habits in Rust
Always stays nearby
Perfectly compatible ABI
Won’t let me bore
Soft tender Core
Makes life fit
Surprises me like Git
Will eventually find one though
Will never let her Go

Life as a JS developer

First date with a Cadbury
Here dear, have more jQuery
I bought home a cat
I like how you React
You poured love like a shower
You are essential like Bower
You made a great impact
I will build our love with Webpack
I imagine about our special day venue
Baby I will write it in Vue
You will see me as peculiar
But I love my Mercurial
I will never leave you even in a whim
Because you helped me exit damn Vim

Life as a QA

When developers were at pandemonium
She filed more bugs with selenium
In the meantime, opened IE8 in a random frame
div is not centered, let’s start the UI game
Rolled her eyes over the blueish pixel
Not very blueish, a bug goes to her excel
Hits the REST endpoint at her best
A server error brings her hands rest
513 bugs for the day and suggested few features
Do we the developers look like weird creatures?

Agile mornings

My mornings were fragile
You made me more Agile
Love is life’s fulcrum
You whispered at the Scrum
You offered a different perspective
When I was worried at Retrospective
Yet, three days and just wrote “int”
That’s my story for the Sprint

node_modules folder

It will be great one day
He told her
Angular 2 incompatible with Angular 4
His face became pale and colder
Just another framework to learn
She pat on his shoulder
Opened medium modern JavaScript for dinosaur
He felt a little bit older
Depressed and devastated, he jumped off the cliff
Fell and died inside his node_modules folder

Friday fixes

When the sun shines
Make hay they say
Filled with darkness
Alone in the bay
Looks at the regression report
To see what does it say
5k chars in a character field
DIV is pushed far away
Losing faith in humanity
Day by day
Cringes at the bug saying aloud
Never push a fix by Friday