Variables in a program are much more reliable than a few people in life

A few epigrams about life and programming.

  • Surround your relationships with transactions that rollback memories on an IntegrityError
  • Loss of context in threads makes the thread useless
  • Periodically reboot yourself for your own sanity and well-being. You are not a damn server
  • Never POST your thoughts to an endpoint unless its secure and trustworthy
  • Be with people who shares your interface
  • Being abstract and thinking another abstract class will complete you never works
  • Concurrent modification of shared memory leads to corruption
  • Don’t let people treat you like a rubber duck for their own problems
  • People who behave the same way in same situations are important. Referential transparency matters all the time
  • Having a hundred shortcut icons that never work in your desktop clutters the beauty of your life
  • Trying to access a freed memory results in segfaults
  • Don’t let unwanted processes read/write to your memory and make a clusterfuck out of yourself
  • Sometimes you have to call System.gc() forcefully and let GC do the magic
  • Open source only to those who respect it or else you will be the scapegoat for someone else’s free lunch
  • Don’t pass yourself by reference unless you deeply trust the function. Learn to value your own values
  • Its better to sleep than to be an idle workstation
  • One man’s constant is another man’s variable - Alan J. Perlis

A dumb syntactical mistake never means the end of life. Edit the file. Recompile and move on with responsibility and care. That’s the beauty of programming and life

Keep calm and code with :heart: